why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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