i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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