I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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