you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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