: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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