their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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