Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Randomize
