I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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