Duck Duck Cougar?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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