i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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