I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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