This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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