Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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