New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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