Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In America we eat man semen.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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