A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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