So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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