the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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