yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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