I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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