your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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