If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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