So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i think i just lost a toe
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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