its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's blow job season.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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