how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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