what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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