so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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