Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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