No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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