pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Someone signed my nipple.
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