is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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