I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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