Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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