when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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