I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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