doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
handjob tips. give me some.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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