school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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