Do vagina's smell?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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