YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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