On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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