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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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