I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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