Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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