Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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