i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Shame is for Republicans.
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