and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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