come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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