How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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