i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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