Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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