My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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