If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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