i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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