i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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