...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
