I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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