someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm always down for nudity.
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