i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
is that a dick in a sweater?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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