VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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